Eugene lost his temper. They could blow up his office, they could picket his house, and they could force him to move into an apartment with a landlord who made him drink too much but his car… His fucking CAR was off limits. Cursing under his breath, he forced himself to crawl underneath a nearby truck.
His phone lay nearby, its screen a spider web of cracks but Eugene risked slivers of glass in his fingers as he unlocked the screen. Instead of dialing the police or calling building security or anything so mundane, he dialed a far more dangerous number.
“Speak.” Dmitri’s voice came over the phone tense and angry.
“Someone just bombed my building.” Eugene said, his voice quiet in case there was someone close enough to hear.
“You should not need my advice to get the hell out of there.” Dmitri said with acid in his voice. “Why are you calling me? I happen to be a bit busy right now with a very important matter that demands my focus and attention.”
“They also blew up my car.” Eugene hissed, “And I’m pretty sure they’re still around somewhere to finish the job. Is there anything you can do?”
“Certainly. I shall call you a taxi. In the future, I suggest you start actually carrying that gun of yours if it didn’t get destroyed in the explosion.”
“Goddamn it Dmitri, if I die what happens to your project?” Eugene said, starting to panic.
“I’m not talking about a damn yellow door you idiot. Someone will be there momentarily just shut up and stay put.” Dmitri said angrily, “Now shut the fuck up before you give yourself away. These coordinated attacks can’t possibly be coincidence.”
Eugene heard footsteps crunching over the gravel and shut his mouth. Heavy military combat boots wandered into his field of vision. Looking at those boots, Eugene clammed up, barely allowing himself to breathe. He carefully, slowly moved his thumb and hung up the phone. All it would take was a single sound for his position to be revealed. He wasn’t surprised when his phone lit up and ‘Highway to Hell’ by AC/DC began to shrill. Of course, Dmitri would call him right back right after a warning not to give himself away.
Rolling sideways out the opposite side of the vehicle, he barely avoided a concentrated burst of automatic weapon fire. These assholes were playing for keeps and he had almost nothing to fight back with. Rolling backward, he fetched up against the adjacent car and smacked his head hard enough to see stars.
There was a whirr of servo’s and a blur of motion and something sprinted past him, bending down and flipping the car on top of his attacker with a harsh jerking motion. Blinking tears out of his eyes, Eugene saw a figure of titanium and carbon fiber hold what looked like the side of a dumpster as a shield as gunfire erupted from across the parking lot.
“Don’t just sit there, RUN!” A teenager’s panicked voice shouted.
“David?” Eugene said, his mind slow to respond to what he was seeing. The boy was standing off to one side, holding a remote control for an old radio controlled airplane. Apparently, he was using it to control a contraption that looked like something from a comic book. Wires, tubes and an assortment of cables were clearly visible from the back, but the front presented somewhat of an armored face. He had made himself a giant robot.
“I only have about three more minutes of battery life damn it RUN!!!” David shrieked, flipping a few switches and jamming levers that resulted in his robot ripping a parking sign from the ground with an armored fist and hurling it in a whirling blur across the parking lot to the sound of shearing metal and exploding glass.
Bemused, Eugene scrambled to unsteady feet and ran across the parking lot as best he could. David was flipping switches and muttering words in a high-pitched jumble that amounted to a stream of curses in at least two languages. David’s VW Beetle sat idling at the side of the road with Victoria’s adopted sister sitting at the wheel and the boy flew past Eugene on his way to leap into the passenger’s seat.
Eugene scrambled awkwardly onto his lap and the car lurched away. Moments later the robot exploded in a roar that rivaled the concussion that had destroyed his building.
“What the fuck is going on?” He managed as Yuen-Ja ground the car into another gear, careening around a corner and almost into oncoming traffic.
“I don’t know!” David said, “I was in the lab and wanted to test out the suit and then everything went wrong! I saw those guys planting explosives and I managed to grab one of the bricks of C4 before they detonated the rest of them… I planted it into the suit and used it as an improvised self-destruct. Holy shit you’re bleeding!”
Eugene hadn’t even noticed the long cut on his forearm or the gash in his forehead, but now that they had his attention the pain grew sharp. He began to laugh despite himself. “I don’t know either, but I think Victoria is in trouble.”
“When is Victoria not in trouble?” David asked, humor in his voice despite the insanity of the situation.
“Yeah.” Eugene said, “Can we pull over before Yuen-Ja kills us all?”
The girl began what was likely an impressive string of curses in Mandarin, wrestling the Beetle through a few more turns before pulling into an alley. The car shuddered to a halt as she slammed on the brakes without shifting into neutral.
“My first time driving.” She said shortly, “I would like to see the video of your first time Doctor Arlington.”
“I was the only survivor.” He admitted somberly and they all smiled. “Shit, I lost my phone… whoever Dmitri sent to get me isn’t going to have a very good time of it I’m afraid and I don’t have any way to tell him.”
“Victoria is sending me messages.” Yuen-Ja said, pulling out her phone while sliding into the back seat. Eugene clambered awkwardly into the driver’s seat and looked at the girl in the rearview mirror.
“So where are we going to pick her up?” He asked, putting the car in gear.
“I’m asking. Seems she’s broken her phone too. Messages taking longer than they should. I told her to start using Hangouts.” She muttered, “Unified messaging is so much more efficient.”
Sirens sounded in the distance and rather than waiting around, he pulled out of the alley and began driving below the speed limit. It was easy to do; going from driving his Maserati to David’s VW was a serious let down. With a mental sigh, he made a few turns, heading vaguely toward the freeway. The car was in decent repair, but he missed the smoothness of a synchronized gearbox.
“She is at the Tommy Burger on Aberdeen.” Yuen-Ja announced, “We should be able to get to her in thirty minutes.”
“Maybe fifteen or twenty minutes.” Eugene said, grimacing as he coaxed the car into the next gear.
“Hey, if you don’t like it don’t drive it!” David said a little more defensively than was necessary, glaring at Eugene.
“Oh David, stop being jealous.” The girl said, frowning and shaking a finger at him. “Mr. Arlington stop being mean, I like the Beetle.”
“I don’t. It’s slow, the gearing is awful, there’s no torque and it sounds like I’m driving a meat grinder.” Eugene grumbled. Despite his words, he managed to maneuver the car through traffic a lot faster than even David thought would be possible.